Things I Never Thought I'd Say

Like...

"Where's the nail polish remover? I've got Jewelry-Metal-Glue on my lip." (True story)

Or...

"Ohmigosh, I broke my ear!" (referring to Little Lonestar)

What about...

"Has anyone seen my saddle? I've lost my saddle! I just had it, and then I put it down on this desk and now I can't find it..."

Just comes with the territory...I feel for the next person I date.

On Auction Barn: English Set for WeeJay

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